spongebobfreezeframes:
“ “Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.” ”
“Attention,...

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Attention, customers. Today’s special is a **** Krabby Patty served in a greasy **** sauce and grilled to **** perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to **** the **** fries. It will be our **** pleasure.”

“Attention, customers. Today’s special is a 🐬🐬🐬 Krabby Patty served in a greasy 🐬🐬🐬 sauce and grilled to 🐬🐬🐬 perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to 🐬🐬🐬 the 🐬🐬🐬 fries. It will be our 🐬🐬🐬 pleasure.”

chefpyro:

why is selling out even considered such a bad thing like i would gladly jump through a hoop or two for our corporate overlords if it means i get to eat this month

it’s because most people dont know what selling out is. Many people consider getting sponsers to be selling out but that’s not true. Selling out is when you’re sponsered by something you actually do not like. If you genuinely enjoy the product, like the grumps enjoy crunchy roll, it’s not actually selling out. But if, say markiplier, got a deal to sponser some shitty calogn that gives him rashes, then that would be selling out.

korolevcross:

magnechamp:

korolevcross:

popinloopy:

just-shower-thoughts:

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

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they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

But if you only place about 150 worth in a bank each week and never let anyone be onto you, the infinite bills will not cause deflation until years down the line. But who cares, you still have infinite so even if a loaf of bread costs 3k you can still afford it.

gearholder:

eric-coldfire:

ryadical:

mostingeniusparadox:

World’s Finest #2

wtf clark, how could you possibly fuck up this bad

For context people… the last time Bruce Wayne saw this movie was when he was 8 years old.

On Christmas.

After complaining about getting a nutcracker when he wanted a zoro toy.

inanisauri:

just-shower-thoughts:

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

dont let tumblr make you think that

cardozzza:

farmsuggestion:

tipping cows is okay

Those cows work hard and deserve every cent in tips they get!

relax-ya-nuts:
“ meladoodle:
“ how have I never seen this mentioned or discovered before right now
”
Is anybody going to say anything about Will’s first name?
”

relax-ya-nuts:

meladoodle:

how have I never seen this mentioned or discovered before right now

Is anybody going to say anything about Will’s first name?

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed