musicalhell:

systlin:

totohoy:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

thesylverlining:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

llanval:

northstarfan:

micdotcom:

Fox News’ Shepard Smith called Trump out for his BS — and his conservative viewers are livid

I think I’ve fallen into a parallel universe.

Things I never thought I’d live to see #3496: Fox News growing a spine for 30 seconds

porunareff:

Manly Ice Tea drinking: Anime vs OVA

careydraws:

I’m really excited for the new @theadventurezone arc and I also can’t stop thinking about the very brief glimpse we got of Adventure Tweens

featuring Alolan Forme/ Pan Camp Merle, #1 friend-to-dogs Mags, and traveling ragamuffin Taako

psycopathetic-ice-cream:

cute Callie!

gardedork:

sovonight:

and he was like, hey little guy, it’s dangerous out there. i’m going to keep you safe from monsters and stuff

thespectacularspider-girl:

uss-edsall:

he didn’t even have his gun loaded