please don’t laugh at my local power company
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”
“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
imagine one for the new U.S. constitution
“why is the red line under Pensylvania”
“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”
“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”
“Pennsylvania has two n’s”
“No???”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
i want to get into a rich all-boys boarding school so i can wear my pajamas around everywhere and if any of the other students try to haze me i will just punch them because their frail silver-spoon bones will be no match for my middle-class fists
