Silver Tongue
beansidhes:
“heres a lil god tier jade doodle
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beansidhes:

heres a lil god tier jade doodle

scaliefox:
“ longquark:
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“ airspaniel:
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“ fluffy-overlord:
“ bitchwhoyoukiddin:
“ drst:
“ unbelievable-facts:
“ Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his...

scaliefox:

longquark:

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

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When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

i love keanu reeves

He’s like an action star version of Tom Hanks.

keeanu is the best kind of immortal. The one who knows that life is short for those who live it so he uses all his power to help people be happy

kishinhybrid:

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Wow I’m so glad Silver got an Alolan form guys

gnarlie-gnasties:

goasthed:

goasthed:

a little wooden lion…

a little wooden lion riding on a little wooden cart…

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Too fast!!!!!

just-shower-thoughts:

I just noticed that dancers count 5-6-7-8 because musicians took 1-2-3-4.

My favorite joke in Mickey Mouse comic history

krunkidile:

Link’s Smart Sword

Good thing he brought it.

allisonpregler:

iloveyoualeclightwood:

aimee-b-loved:

party-wok:

bookoisseur:

I miss this show.

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

Might be my favorite joke of the series