You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.
“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”
“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”
“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”
“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”
“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”
“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”
I finally made a draconequus.
Like, I’ve been trying to make one since february. I’ve always had trouble. Luckily, with the help of @scraps-is-busy and @kilalabunnies I was able to make this one. Her name is calypso.
“GOOD DAY TO YOU!!” R.I.P. to the always wonderful Gene Wilder (June 11, 1933-August 29, 2016).
Here's an idea, try doing your job correctly instead of bitching about customer problems and maybe you might not be so miserable. Or better yet quit your job and give it to someone more grateful than you to even get paid ok sweetie? :)
Oh wait. You were serious. And have obviously never worked retail or in the service industry. Let me laugh even harder.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
One time I had a customer who put her purse on the baby chair while her toddler child stood on the table and hit the light fixture which is connected to a bar so when once ways they also way while her other child while her other child was holding down the ice button so we had ice all of the floor. Do you think that it was caused by me somehow not doing my job correctly? I’m willing to bet Anon is precisely the kind of person who would do everything wrong and then blame the employee. Rose, a lot of your stuff is about customers who try to use expired coupons or return something even though they didn’t buy it from that place. I do not understand how that means your somehow doing your job wrong. If anything it means you’re doing your job right by not catering to their every whim
What The Box? Is a very cool multiplayer shooter in which all the players are boxes, and are identical to the thousands of ordinary cardboard boxes that randomly litter the levels – so you can literally hide in plain sight, movement is the only thing that will give you away!
Snake’s been hogging the limelight for too long, it’s about time the cardboard box got it’s own game!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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