Silver Tongue

kaypos:

i know im my own worst sabateur bc today i had to recover a password and when it came time for me to answer my security question, apparently i had just set it to the words “new phone” so i stared at that a while trying to figure out how the fuck that was a question and wondering why i’d Do something like that.  then i had an idea and very cautiously typed in “who dis” and that was the right fuckin answer

anueutsuho:
“You should have bought Half-Life 2: Episode 1 before coming to this museum.
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anueutsuho:

You should have bought Half-Life 2: Episode 1 before coming to this museum.

trapmagius:

entemos:

puublack:

Imagine a world without porn artists though

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periniaart:
“I saw this menu on the way home from work one day and knew I had to be the one to make this joke.
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periniaart:

I saw this menu on the way home from work one day and knew I had to be the one to make this joke.

goblinfucker69:
“am i doing this right
”

goblinfucker69:

am i doing this right

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gentlesharks:

becoolkolby:

fuck this post 

stop killing innocent black people 

they are important

I’m a huge supporter of black lives matter, but making a post about an endangered species that keeps our ocean stable doesn’t make the movement any less important. Its okay to fight for more than one thing at a time

Since I haven’t been able to get much work done I’ve been trying to brush up on my anatomy…

blogshirtboy:

blogshirtboy:

…And in one of my books there’s this image:

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…it’s an incredibly handy resource, and a great way of visualizing the proportions of the human figure.

But I hate it.

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I hate it so much.

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It’s like a nightmare.

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It’s the fucking worst.

Nothing I draw will ever approach the amount of notes that this, my only ever instance of shitposting has on this forsaken hell-site.

samael:

khatoblepas:

samael:

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You

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Have

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No

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Idea

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How Appropriate

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Your Choice Was.

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling

margarethours:

Monday 2/13: Favorite female character / The Oculus

Lucretial is my fave NPC by far– here she is younger and (only a little bit later), much older