elgatoiberico:

when ur bird mom has a high frequency radar that detects when u swear when u lose a sandal and she accidentally finds herself in the heat of battle 

classicjeevs:

classicmeevs:

classicthieves:

Broke the cardinal rule of thievery tonight boys… I took a life.

whaaat

Well be sure to give it back ya rascal

avantgaye:

kickassleslie:

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled
-married to hot blonde
-their wives are amazing and too good for them
-have three children
-actual human disasters
-bisexual

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

 - rare (yet beautiful) dan laugh

grumpquoteoftheday:

froagie:

dan’s laugh in mario maker ep. 123 was unique & special

very pure

drawing fat bodies

dojinski:

rcdart:

i deleted the previous ask because my internet wasnt uploading the images correctly, here it is again.

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i tend to draw fat bodies with most of the weight/fat being balanced in the stomach/upper thighs, thats kind of where it settles for me. dont be afraid of drawing stomachs that actually stick out!!

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i think its good to remember theres a lot more flesh on fat bodies, and that flesh can accumulate in a lot of different ways. sometimes legs and arms can be very skinny and the stomach area is more fat. sometimes its evenly distributed and theres a lot of fat on the arms and legs. 

thats it i guess? i think its also good to actually look at real life bodies and just.. look at how weight is distributed, because its always different.  

REBLOGGING THIS HERE because this is more or less how my tutorial I was planning on making was going to go before I took too long to get around to it.  

Additional notes for my followers: 

As this artist is showing here, use wider shapes when doing your construction drawing and remember that just about everything should widen to fit.  Fat distribution differs on different people (like OP pointed out), but the areas people tend to forget to think about the most are the face, neck, and limbs.  

I also recommend looking at the difference between a pot belly and a pregnant belly (and if you’re curious about it it, food babys as well).  All three look different.  (Women can be pot-bellied as well, it’s not strictly a man thing)  

Sorry I didn’t get around to my own tutorial, but this artist’s is good so I hope it helps!  

The Living Tombstone - Spooky Scary Skeletons

unwelcomehugger:

panorra:

misssatori:

poopypapyrus:

thirst-for-math-daddy:

awkwardespionage:

darkstiella:

xxtruleyinsanexx:

tallestsilver:

princeofthedepths:

mx-herma-main:

spidergirl8:

halloweentreat:

pumpkinpatchbitch:

autumn-n-acorns:

frosted-apples:

knight-of-memes:

crystal-gem-lapis-lazuli:

bird-royalty:

diligar:

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

NOT YET

IT’S TIME

IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.

ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.

IT’S TIME GUYS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IT’S TIME

IT’S ALWAYS TIME

ITS TIME

scotchtapeofficial:

ladygolem:

joyceanfartboner:

vivian-void:

a-daks:

joyceanfartboner:

joyceanfartboner:

its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.

isnt that so fucked up

all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries. 

nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement 

this is the most incoherent addition out of a lot of stupid additions to a post i wish to god i could take back and never have written

if you werent present at the burning of the great library of alexandria then you have no right to complain. also th library was burnt down by millenial sjws who were too busy on their iphones to look things up

me in history class: boy a lot of fucked up stuff happened, huh?

my history teacher: how would YOU know. fuck you. shut up.

sarcasticasides:
“ another screenshot redraw
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sarcasticasides:

another screenshot redraw

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