Silver Tongue

you’ve heard of anime club dirkjohn get ready for

DnD club vrisrezi. They get in a fist fight after vriska keeps rolling 20’s terezi is convinced it’s magnetic dice . Actually it’s just vriska lying since terezi is fucking blind and can’t tell if it is a twenty or not.

That you post what you want, don't give a flying fuck what others think about it, and that we share interests.

bevendre

well, my philosophy is that this is my blog so it’s where my thoughts and interests go. The only one I cater to is myself and people just happen to have similar interests.

refinery29:

Shailene Woodley went on The Late Show to talk about how we can keep up the fight against the Dakota Access Pipeline
“The front lines don’t necessarily have to be in North Dakota,” she explained. “The front lines can be wherever you are. You can create a protest in New York City, because protests are about awareness and about people coming together.” She also had some comments about the one thing she wished she’d known when she was taking her now-famous mug shot.
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I follow you for your humor

Anonymous

most of my humor is self deprecation or puns so I take great pride in it!

just out of curiosity

What is it about me or my blog that you like?

decaheda:

Riley J. Dennis is honestly a gem

kinomatika:

The hets strike again

the signs as blog types

Aries: geologist, college student, amateur photographer. Always shows up in "recommended blogs" even if you have no interest in admittedly cool rocks. Science Side of Tumblr©
Taurus: pokémon blog, has 2 followers, used to be a personal blog but descended into fandom shitposting. #Has #no #idea #how #to #use #the #tagging #system
Gemini: theme designer, is never active but has 5,000 followers somehow, probably part of xkit staff. Has caused the website to crash at least twice
Cancer: ask blog, frequent personal vent posts, has no idea how to censor stuff so the post doesn't show up in the tags. Gives brilliant advice that nobody listens to
Leo: animal blog that sometimes will accidentally reblog furry art but nobody calls them out because they're too pure. Roleplays disney characters. Fantastic mutual.
Virgo: photojournalist, fashion, the occasional thinkpiece. Has never made a typo in their life. The only one to use tags properly as a categorization system
Libra: really just here for the shitposts. Has started at least 12 memes in the past 3 months. Reblogs the occasional teal stimboard, has a ridiculously unreadable theme
Scorpio: feeds off The Discourse™, has been doxxed 8 times, all for completely different things. Somehow still has thousands of followers  despite being #confirmed Problematic
Sagittarius: animal blog that intentionally reblogs furry art. Alternatively,  cyberpunk aesthetic and robotics projects. Mutuals with Leo, nobody knows why
Capricorn: one of those deep-tumblr memeing blogs that only posts  original content.  it's dadaist meta-level shitposting down there. follow them and you never recover
Aquarius: Obviously Fake Tumblr Stories, vagueing, comments on positivity posts with "but dont forget [x other unrelated group]!! uwu". posts too many selfies
Peixes: bad liberal discourse, a lot of pink aesthetics, flower crowns, reblogs Fake Tumblr Stories with "its true i was there! XD". Thinks they're next level social justice because they said racism was bad that one time