Silver Tongue

poussbae:

physicsmagics:
physicsmagics:
hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness
i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed
why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

lucidlarceny:

lucidlarceny:
just a silly meme idea i had haha. first time drawing rose
mornin reblog

defying-gravityfalls:

I hope Ford enjoyed his time with Dwayne Johnson

woah what the fuck just read a editorial cartoon what the fuck is it true? are people on their cell phones

conventionally attractive person: there's nothing sexier than being yourself! be comfortable in your own skin!!

me, real life goblin with no prospects and a burden to my family: .......right

sketchamagowza:

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brainstatic:

pansysky:
spookytox:
reaill:
grimfemme:
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

redditfront:

What happens when we increase Nasa ’s budget - via http://ift.tt/2cgM1ph