Silver Tongue

endgaem:

fatgirlopinions:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

curiouslyhigh:

cthulhupeelz:

bri-ecrit:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

rafi-dangelo:

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

Honestly. I didn’t realize I got used to this until I saw this post. And then I noticed! ALL THE DAMN TIME!

I love my friends with kids even more now for not pulling this bullshit.

This is fucking infuriating.

MOMSPLAINING.

i unfriend people who try this

Wowwww

This photo set singlehandedly made me never want to have children

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:
“The lack of context here is thrilling
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tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

The lack of context here is thrilling

adurot:

celticpyro:

ravenhull:

Everyone talks about how over the top Ruby designed Crescent Rose, but what about her sister?

Yang: “I want to be able to shoot somebody in the face while I punch them in the face.”

Roughly half the weapons in RWBY are some form of over-the-top.

Gambol Shroud is a literal pistol whip with some kind of katana blade involved.

Myrtenester is a sword that shoots elemental gunpowder. Not just a sword. A rapier. Rapiers just scream “pretentious and super rich”

Pyrrha’s Milo is a sniper rifle and a javelin.

Sun Wukong has gun-chucks.

Qrow has a freaking sword that turns into a scythe.

Tyrian has those armblade things that are meant to look like scorpion pincers even though they should end up slicing his hands just because The Aesthetic, that are alse guns.

Nora has a hammer that shoots grenades with hearts on them.

Jaune has the legendary sword-sword. XD

That’s what makes this show great. Everyone’s weapon is ridiculous.

How did you not mention the flamethrower thermos?

new meme idea

ndrs:

peanutpotter:

petalpetal:

shreddednettles:

photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:

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what is the point of this meme

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Genji: the good thing about being mostly a robot now is that I'm allowed to walk around totally naked and nobody minds
Zenyatta: [a robot, wearing Pants] literally nobody said you were allowed to do that

equalizerthepegasus:

captainbritish:

tin-butt:

gabs-sam:

zivazivc:

I’m screaming what they did in the new episode!

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man chris chan has to be screaming right now

First the obsessed Sonic fan now a literal direct reference to the obsession over Sonic’s arms and tongue-in-cheek jokes about the game series. 

Sonic Boom may have been a disaster of a game but damned if they didn’t nail the cartoon.

I keep forgetting that Sonic Boom the cartoon series is a real thing a beauty.

sonic boom cartoon is where the writers are just like “fuck it”

jakehawkfield:
“”
Open RP

cousin–mel:

oolongearlgrey:

cousin–mel:

oolongearlgrey:

cousin–mel:

oolongearlgrey:

cousin–mel:

oolongearlgrey:

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“…Drugs?” 

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“I have just what you need.”

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“…Drugs?”

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“I’ll sell you some, but it’ll cost ya!”

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“Pleasure doing business with you! Time to buy out Grandma’s store!”

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“You have failed my test, mortal woman. The sin of greed had earned you an eternity of pain and misery.”

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officialcrow:
“cursed architechture
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officialcrow:

cursed architechture