iamtonysexual:

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

“Are you a boy, or a girl?”

“I’m a failure.”

mx-bones:

WHAT THE FUCK

bleutempete:
“ Thanks, google.
”

bleutempete:

Thanks, google.

katswenski:

Happy National Dog Day, everyone!

My Website See me on Webtoon

im-not-a-demon666:
“ The original fallen humans
”

im-not-a-demon666:

The original fallen humans

trashgender-garbabe-nova:
“ Me, dying of starvation: “I need food”
Thinkpiece Writer: “Is that cause you’re triggered, kek?” ”

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

Me, dying of starvation: “I need food”
Thinkpiece Writer: “Is that cause you’re triggered, kek?”

robotlyra:

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

allthingslinguistic:

casispie:

hugealienpie:

thechubbynerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

it makes it so strange how our language is. It dosen’t sound right but if you could talk like it without sounding strange, you’d

regvetdream:
“ bguiles:
“ nii-sam:
“ tklivory:
“ bubblegumsith:
“ ogress:
“ daddyslittleoreo666:
“ thegreenwolf:
“ gwengrimm:
“ tinsnip:
“ yiubum:
“ imbatman4280:
“ capricornian:
“ thesassylorax:
“ firsttimelady:
“ lessthangrace:
“...

regvetdream:

bguiles:

nii-sam:

tklivory:

bubblegumsith:

ogress:

daddyslittleoreo666:

thegreenwolf:

gwengrimm:

tinsnip:

yiubum:

imbatman4280:

capricornian:

thesassylorax:

firsttimelady:

lessthangrace:

scientificperfection:

lord-kitschener:

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

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omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

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This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

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I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

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What this post needs is a little ass.

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Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

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Originally posted by traces-of-a-smile

YES.