petite-pumpkin:

No matter what you say, he can’t help but feel scared. But he’ll trust you.  Let’s go with this.

kirbycheatfurbymeat:

you can just tell takafumi animated this

cyanampersand:

ok so, i wasn’t sure where to start with this theory, so i’ll do it in the order that i realised it

first off, on control point maps, such as nepal and ilios, the spawn rooms look like this:

which is pretty obviously some kind of overwatch aircraft. but - both teams’ spawn rooms are identical. both teams spawn in these overwatch aircrafts. why would overwatch be sending two ships of their own agents to fight each other? not only that, but a voice line from athena on ilios from within the spawn room says “over the past week talon activity has been detected in the area.” but. that’s clearly not talon??? it’s an overwatch aircraft and they’re fighting other overwatch agents!!!

now, let’s get to how sombra is involved, and we’re gonna go way back to the very first animated short: recall. if you watch this part of the short (after winston beats reaper and gets back to the computer, apparently shutting down the virus), winston actually looks surprised, and afraid, when athena’s screens go black.

that doesn’t look like the face of someone who has just successfully shut down a virus. and then athena returns with a suspiciously calm “virus quarantined.”

we already know sombra must have some hacking/technical prowess, we can deduce that much from the arg. we also know that sombra is affiliated with reaper. so it’s very likely that sombra was the one that created the virus reaper used in recall. which ended on 98%:

and then the percentage on amomentincrime.com began at 2% - the 2% remaining on the above screenshot. and one of the encrypted messages in the arg was “You seem to be very interested in these “heroes”. Maybe interested to know some details that I found out about them?” details that she would know by having complete access to athena’s systems!

tldr - sombra has had control over athena since the “recall” short and is using her to sabotage overwatch from the inside.

seepan:

This is the worst thing I ever did.

iwak:

Also the fact Stevonnie literally Flutterjumps like a Yoshi is one of the best thing ever 

enecoo:

metalslugx:

Houndour is a puppy and is incapable of performing such heinous acts due to it being a pup and not having thumbs

oh yeah, then explain this

If you do not report your taxes, then you have committed tax fraud. The sheer fact that houndour cannot submit their taxes means that they have committed tax fraud

thevaultfalloutwiki:

owynlyons:

chefpyro:

• Nevada Man survives two bullets, beds the shooter
  
• Nevada Man doesn’t know what fish are
• Nevada Man fights army of roman empire cosplayers
• Nevada Man sends zombies into space
• Nevada Man fights giant mantises to the death in an arena
• Nevada Man gets his brains scooped out, doesn’t die
  
• Nevada Man gets fisted by robot prostitute
• Nevada Man hates Johnny Guitar
• Nevada Man serves faithful companion as dinner
• Nevada Man gets mistaken for grandchild by giant blue lady
• Nevada Man wishes he had spurs that jingle jangle jingle
• Nevada Man kills the president, walks away wearing pajamas
• Nevada Man gets his shit wrecked by giant wasps
• Nevada Man breaks world record sarsaparilla soda consumed/minute
• Nevada Man murders person(s) for their cool outfit
• Nevada Man sells his house doctor into slavery
• Nevada Man has no idea how to play card game
• Nevada Man kicked out of casino for being too lucky
• Nevada Man debates philosophy in front of nuke
• Nevada Man says fuck you, attacks with robot army
  

Nevada Man beats 261 year old man to death with golf club

Nevada Man helps solicit prostitute ring for local club

Nevada Man collects all the guns, only uses 2

Nevada Man abducted, claims he was forced to rob casino

Nevada Man eats drugs with native, kills bear while high

Nevada Man argues with own brain, seduces said brain.

Nevada Man locks himself in obvious trap to spite former leader of fanatics

Nevada Man blows up entire stockpile of nuclear warheads with toy laser.

• Nevada Man helps perform brain surgery for his robot dog
  
• Nevada Man abducted by local larpers then blows up their bunker
  
• Nevada Man dives into nuclear crater, comes out with minigun
  
• Nevada Man lets other man’s love of his life die in artillery field
• Nevada Man brings peace to town by electing murderous lunatic to sheriff
• Nevada Man can read Chinese, doesn’t know what God is
  
• Nevada Man high all the time, can’t remember when he wasn’t
• Nevada Man refuses to learn lesson and leaves casino with 37 gold bars
• Nevada Man discovers aliens, uppercuts them back into space
• Nevada Man displays middle finger, has it mistaken for penis
• Nevada Man fixed solar power station only to turn it into a death laser
• Nevada Man teams up with reformed war criminals to stop worse war criminals
• Nevada Man sweats over a time in Montana
• Nevada Man sells drugs to local drug fiends, then kills their leader
• Nevada Man brings cannibalism back in style at local restaurant
• Nevada Man convinces hard working people to become prostitutes
• Nevada Mans says “fuck those deathclaws”, crosses Colorado river and gets mauled to death by deathclaws

colin-howard:

Tonight at 7 PM! @jeffliujeffliu and I did boards! @porigoshi did incredible guest animation! Such an honor to be a part of this one, a lot of my cartoon dreams came true! 

wondernerdnotes:

ok but this was adorable??? <3 <3

berlynn-wohl:

unpretty:

bones refuses to use autocorrect because it fucks with his shitposting