beendead400years:

bigfetus:

wait is this not how everyone speaks 

it is but people like to think they’re special

memeufacturing:

asksilverstarapple:

memeufacturing:

asksilverstarapple:

memeufacturing:

memeufacturing:

memeufacturing:

Wow, this looks fake.

By the way, HOLY SHIT, THE PROJECTION. “You anti-SJWs can’t understand the concept of social justice a 15-year-old can learn”?

You SJWs can’t understand the concept of basic human morality a fucking 5 year old can learn!

And when a kid is told “No, that’s wrong”, that kid can understand it better than you SJWs!

Honestly, I think the most annoying thing a SJW can do, besides attacking someone for the stupidest reason to make the pain and self-loathing and dysphoria go away for a few minutes, is when they learn, but stay ignorant. When they get their asses fucked up like a blender with the glass removed was coated with lube, inserted into their anal cavity, and set to “High” in an argument against a mentally-superior anti-SJW, but instead of MAKING THE BASIC CONNECTION between “My beliefs and ‘Facts’ were wrong” and “I and SJWism are wrong”, they instead start copying words and phrases from the anti-SJW so when they start over the next day, they’re armed with new average-human-intelligence-sounding soundbytes to parrot. They know they’re wrong. They’ve been shown they’re wrong. But they’re too propagandized and nonsentient to care or understand.

hey asksilverstarapple you’re a My Little Pony ask blog right. can i ask you a few pony questions. i will be serious. i am genuinely curious

I’m expecting complete stupidity, but go ahead.

why do you want to fuck the horses

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bombchel534:

dragon-in-a-fez:

your move baby boomers

Lmao

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check

“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize”
“Roll an acrobatics check”

actualzarya:

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

scraps-is-busy:

did-you-kno:

In 1926, mystery writer Agatha Christie became a real-life mystery when she suddenly vanished after her husband asked for a divorce. Ten days later, she was found living in a hotel under the last name of her husband’s mistress with no explanation for how she got there. It’s still unclear whether she’d attempted a publicity stunt, acquired amnesia, or, as some theorize, tried to either frame her husband for murder, or simply ruin his weekend with another woman. Source Source 2 Source 3

Originally posted by bigdaddybrute99

Nah, clearly it was Timelords.