Silver Tongue

Phobetor is here too

Show of hands, who else’s entire ass belongs to Nintendo

kingdedede:
“this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always
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this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always

for a malachite pregnancy, would it show on the upper torso or the lower torso?

Anonymous

chaoticaphrodisiac:

chaoticaphrodisiac:
chaoticaphrodisiac:
lower?? big pregnant cat belly. Or maybe both torsos! labor would just take hella long, those kits have to travel far lol
i’ll have to draw this hmmmm
i wasn’t kidding about the preggers in both torsos thing lol

typhoon-precious:

the most underrated look of them all.

konkeydongcountry:

prokopetz:
maydaykoigo:
prokopetz:
Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.
Proof needed

southern-sheepdog:

cockatielcutie:
when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”
I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon

fartgallery:

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

patster223:

Wonderland elves: *knock Magnus’ soul out of his body*
Taako and Merle: