Silver Tongue
monstrumagicae:
“ I made a small short sad gay mermaid comic that I just so happened to finish on coming out day!
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is this like a mermaid version of the gift of the magi? because that is super cute and stuff

monstrumagicae:

I made a small short sad gay mermaid comic that I just so happened to finish on coming out day!

is this like a mermaid version of the gift of the magi? because that is super cute and stuff

We are the Crystal Gems!

lapizzazz:

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Don’t even try to tell me this isn’t awesome!

scottymouth:

sunwukxng:

husssel:

bando–grand-scamyon:

conchfritters-n-spanishlimes:

awkwardlyacceptable:

imjihlitmoe:

aaliyah-appollonia:

sweetlikesugahcane:

marsincharge:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

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Originally posted by jiferati

Oop!!!

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

Patrick ain’t bout shit

Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref

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Don’t do this to me!!!!!!! and the fact that spongebob is a cancer is making me even more upset

😂😂😂😂😂

Don’t forget that he keeps an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party stored in a box!

sparklycreatorpheonix:

bellaxiao:

Nice to see this kind of stuff. Especially in a red state.

They don’t belong. There are three kinds of Muslims: Muslims that don’t belong in America because they want to destroy it, Muslims that don’t belong in America because they’re criminals, and Muslims that don’t belong in America or the Muslim group because they’re ignorant retards trained to yell “But there are good muslims like me you Nazi!” on command.

can you do me a favour and unfollow me?

cassafra5:

phasellus:

from episode 48: Jack vs. Aku

God i loved this scene. The expressions were freaking priceless x3

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Originally posted by kagimass

moringmark:

A Challenger Appears

lanzazul:

haylette:

idk if anyones done this but i had to make the obligatory Scott Pilgrim Joke B’))

[Commission Info]

prasejeebus:
“One of her twins already has a recording contract I love it
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prasejeebus:

One of her twins already has a recording contract I love it

gayna-scully:

prokopetz:

silkktheshocka:

texasuberalles:

freyjapup:

Its been NINE YEARS and i still dont think anyone knows exactly why teen titans was cancelled

Same reason Young Justice and Green Lantern The Animated Series were canceled: Girls liked it. Bruce Timm finally up an’ said it out loud in an interview a while back when he was asked why in the hell GL:TAS had been canceled when it was doing so well on every front; DC’s animation department has institutionally decided that feee-males don’t/can’t/shouldn’t like superheroes, so even if a show is drawing in great viewership numbers and has great toy sales, once they find out that it’s popular with women and girls, they pull the plug on it. Cartoon Network loved Teen Titans— two million viewers for new episodes will do that— and wanted a Season Six, and the production staff was already in the planning stages for it; they were going to have a big arc about Terra and why she was Living Normal, and do a lot more with the extended Titans team members.

This is so fucked up.

To elaborate on this point a bit, the reason this happens is that modern television merchandising aims for total market segregation.

In a nutshell, it’s much more efficient to sell things to people if you can divide them up into tightly defined subcategories that have no interests in common; that way, you never risk accidentally competing with yourself.

This is why children’s toys (and toy sales channels) are actually much more strongly gendered these days than they were forty, thirty, even twenty years ago: one of the basic market segregation splits they’ve decided to use is “boys versus girls”.

Ever wonder why you see Avengers t-shirts that leave Black Widow out of the group shot, or Guardians of the Galaxy action figure lines with no Gamora? That’s market segregation in action.

The upshot is that shows with crossover appeal can actually be cancelled for being too popular with girls; they’re viewed as “stealing” the female market from the specifically girl-targeted media that rightfully “owns” it.

This is the sort of thing folks are talking about when they say gender roles are socially constructed, by the way. The gender split in media merchandising? It’s not just artificial, it’s deliberately imposed as a top-down marketing strategy. When folks try to justify it by saying “this is the ways it’s always been” or “this is just what the market wants”, they’re lying through their teeth - this is, in fact, the merchandisers dictating to the market what it wants in order to sell stuff more efficiently.

(Interestingly, the reverse isn’t always true: if a specifically girl-targeted show unexpectedly becomes popular with boys, sometimes rather than being cancelled, its merchandising will shift to court the male collector’s market. TV execs are so sexist, even their sexism is sexist.)

It gets worse.

Paul Dini, a writer/producer said this on a podcast:
“ That’s the thing, you know I hate being Mr. Sour Grapes here, but I’ll just lay it on the line: that’s the thing that got us cancelled on Tower Prep, honest-to-God was, it’s like, ‘we need boys, but we need girls right there, right one step behind the boys’—this is the network talking—’one step behind the boys, not as smart as the boys, not as interesting as boys, but right there.’”

Cartoon network and Warner brothers deliberately made the conscious decision to dumb down their female characters because they want to push female viewers away. In fact, Tower Prep was cancelled because it had too many female viewers because the writers made too many well written female characters.

So shitty representation of girls isn’t something that just happens. It’s the result of deliberate planning just so the execs can make more money.

And it’s not just cartoon network. I mean, why do you think Nick fucked over Korra so badly? Remember them telling Bryke they didn’t want a female Avatar? Why do you think there are no Korra figurines or action figures?

Source: http://www.themarysue.com/warner-bros-animation-girl-market/

durnesque-esque:

readingbooksinisrael:

iwannabeadored:

mugglebornheadcanon:

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

I think this might be the best one

But actually the muggleborns are doing the exact opposite. Because both abracadabra and Avada Kedavra come from Aramaic

abracadabra=אברא כדברי=I will create as my words

Avada Kedavra=אבדה כדברי=It will be destroyed as my words

And so when the muggleborns say it a flower blooms from the empty pot filled with dirt that no one’s watered for ages or an old teddy bear comes to life-because they’re creating AS THEIR WORDS

Just don’t joke with hocus pocus ‘cause any nearby bread will turn into hunks of flesh.