artistically-stoned:

cicel-gaiden:

night-star-sky:

night-star-sky:

Take notes

For all the people who said that this was some kind of therapy, there’s a difference between easing someone into a situation and forcing them, just so you know.

*Looking at 99% of adults I know irl in the eye*

@ professors who think forcing you to do an oral presentation will help you overcome your fears and anxiety of public speaking

nesija:

ouijubell:

hoeism-intervention:

milpool-thrillhouse:

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

oh… the tea is hot

basementsnaxx:

kvyotiic:

4mysquad:

Yesterday, 32-year-old Philadelphia police officer Matthew Zagursky was caught on a video extorting a driver and his passenger whom he had stopped for a traffic violation.

“Either you buy these or I take your car,” 

Zagursky said.

Officer Zagursky informed the drivers they could either buy two $10 tickets for a police department fundraiser or have their car towed for outdated registration. After the driver agreed, Officer Zagursky gestured to the passenger, upping the extortion amount to $30.

“Let him buy one too, or I’ll take your shit,” 

Zagursky said in the video.

Yeah. Extortion. Does it again prove that cops are the real gang? - I think it does. They kill us, they steal our money (i don’t mean our taxes, they really DO steal money from people and business) they extorting… Well i guess it’s not that “protecting n serving” we need. 

#Cops #Police #Extortion #Philly #Abuse

#StayWoke

I’m so interested in what bullshit the people who ride so hard for cops are gonna say to excuse this shit.

Philly cops are some of the worst trash and there’s a real cult of martyrdom for them at home

severalowls:

zonecassette:

eggcup:

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

holy shit

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

brotherhoot:

Altaïr’s first leap of faith (video)

a-daks:

vanessakimballs:

it’s hilarious how rooster teeth is usually like “lolfanfiction” despite the fact that if microsoft hadn’t have been cool with halo fanfiction, rooster teeth wouldn’t even exist lmao

It’s okay, it’s Manfiction™ and totally Not Gay and Lame

iswearimnotnaked:

see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it

lyesmyths:

blushnectar:

petition for stars in the day time please???

girls already exist

the sun

interstellar-space-cadet:

xekstrin:

We can all use some good news in our life

Source

@decembrr