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whykhan:
“ I’m crying y’all…..
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/829562422528704512
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alexandot:

whatkindofanameisjaymzanyway:

glassraptor:

cpt-badonkadonk:

glassraptor:

cpt-badonkadonk:

glassraptor:

what i want to know is what is the legal situation of scooby doo. they can kick him out of a hotel for being a pet (while he gets frustrated because ‘he’s not a pet’ implying he has legal rights) but also put him in jail. how does this all work. can scooby doo vote

his whole family lives an a house int he suburbs i believe theyre legal citizens

Where does that leave us though? He’s constantly kicked out of buildings simply on the fact that he’s a dog. Either he has the rights of the average animal (which is highly disturbing giving he’s, you know, a person) or he is a legal citizen which means a) Scooby Doo is constantly having his rights infringed upon, or b) segregation of talking animals is legal in the scooby dooniverse, and in either case the most sympathy he gets from anyone is just a “Sorry Scoob” and the keys to the mystery machine so he doesn’t freeze to death. Does the gang actually agree with this treatment or are they just that used to it? This is all very worrying to me u understand

perhaps his is the only family of talking dogs due to some freak accident involving nuclear waste and/or mad scientists which would mean that while they were granted citizenship most people wouldnt have known about it and while at that point i feel scooby and his fam wiuld start to being their IDs everywhere they also dont have pockets?? idk theres a lot of uncertainty here

canonically, scooby doo is part elder god and that’s why he and other hanna barbera-verse animals (yogi bear/jabberjaw/etc.) can talk and apparently this has been going on all throughout human history?? so i’m sure they’re pretty used to their presence  

What the actual fuck is this post

im just talkin scoob politics man

simsgonewrong:
“what is this demon from hell
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Jaynus, the god of choice

simsgonewrong:

what is this demon from hell

Jaynus, the god of choice

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nevvyintheheartlock:

usagiskywalker:

nursephantump:

lsdzeppelin:

I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao

Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes there’s a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but there’s sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when they’re visibly confused and you can see they want to help but don’t know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.

Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AMEN ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My bf knows very little about makeup or fashion, but he watches beauty guru vids along with me, loves going shopping with me and totally respects my almost hour long Make Up Process Of Doom when we go out - because he knows I’ll be happy and that I’ll look like an absolute queen. He knows what colours suit me and what type of clothes I like. 

I know very little about building computers, but I watch the vids he shows me about new parts, let him use all of my desk space when he’s tinkering on his PC and let him explain what he’s doing - even though I understand barely half of what’s going on. I’m picking up on small things and I love watching him work on something. 

In a good relationship you support EACH OTHER. Stop dating / being douchebags and douchecanoes jfc. This shit isn’t limited to cis men or het couples either. 

younger-than-the-soul:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

your life is a fucking sidequest

Cheer up, you’re half way to getting the master sword