Silver Tongue

chandra-nalaar:

“oh so since ‘mansplaining’ is so bad i guess i’m just never allowed to have an intellectual discussion with a woman ever again???” if you cant have any sort of conversation with a woman where you DONT assume that you objectively know more than she does on a given topic or dismiss everything she says then yeah you should probably just. not talk to women. ever. just shut up completely

TRUMP LOST THE APPEALS CASE

irl-melchior:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

irl-melchior:

IMMIGRANTS AND REFUGEES, WELCOME TO AMERICA

is this for real?

You’d better fucking believe it.

He’s likely to make a Supreme Court appeal, but that could take a ton of time, sometimes over a year. So, it’s a victory for now.

tatooime:

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

babeimgonnaleaveu:

“The Enchanter’s name is Tim because John Cleese forgot the character’s original name. He ad-libbed the line, “There are some who call me…Tim”.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

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THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

When someone asks you if you wanna go out for fried chicken
besturlonhere:
“ arineat:
“ tryingtodisappearcompletely:
“ God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.
”
OMFG
”
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
”

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

memedad:

jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit

chefpyro:

On the bus. Dude in seat across from me is holding a bag of sliced bread and a jar of cheese spread. Dude keeps grabbing slices of bread, ripping pieces off, dipping them in the cheese, and eating them. I can’t stop staring. He sees me watching. He smirks and continues eating. I am mortified.