everyone’s favorite orc and dragonborn lesbian power couple from a McElroy podcast, now in color! Drawn for @laryndawn for the Adventure Zone Holiday Art Exchange organized by @wildcherrylime.
straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm*
straight people: gays are ruining marriage
straight people: *get married to multiple women at the same time and divorce after a day* straigh people: “marriage is a sacred bond between one man and one woman!”
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.
please don’t fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
I cant believe me and the father of anime had the same fetish
I prefer these types of slams against him. The whole ‘what law will he sign about you’ generator thing sickens me because it makes light of things he has enacted that have caused people to die. This? This I like.
On of my favorite tropes is the “kill am all” timeline. Where something changed, and the timeline is doomed. Cue all alternate versions of familiar characters dying horribly. And looking back, kid’s shows did this a lot. I remember Xialion Showdown had a big one for the finale, and in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where Donny saw everybody he loved ripped apart. Though the Animorphs books had a version I still remember too.
Basically, it rips the heart apart while still keeping status who in the end.
It’s even better when everyone dies at once and it was caused by something that happened like 3 years ago that doomed the timeline like a character dying when they weren’t supposed to so they couldn’t do the thing to prevent the shit hitting the fan.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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