thewinterwulf:

soupery:

thewinterwulf:

soupery:

tommy is problematic

        • cheeks too soft
        • eats pineapple on pizza

mon is problematic

  • 2 adorable all the time
  • doesnt like pineapple on pizza

(ง'̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-‘́)ง(ง'̀-‘́)ง

get ready to fite mon

im gonna use the power of love to beat u

You’re both problematic. One of you like pineapple and the other likes Supreme.

clientsfromhell:

I had a meeting with a client who needed some landing pages. I showed him my previous work, and he decided to go ahead.

Client: We are looking forward to see what you can come up with. 

Me: I will create a contract proposal, and you can look it over and see if you want something revised before we sign.

Client: Ok, we will talk very soon. 

Then, three days later, I send him a contract proposal with a description of the project and my terms. Since I work at very low rates I always require the first half to be paid before I start work. 

After the client didn’t manage to read his email for two weeks, I finally hear back from him:

Client: You’re wasting time. I was under the impression you would send us a landing page within a day or two, and then we could discuss payment. We never sign contracts with freelancers, and we never pay up front for anything from a freelancer.

Me: I never work for free. The fact that you’re expecting me to work for free, without any guarantee of payment or a contract seems unserious to me. I always work on a project to project basis with contracts and clear terms for both parts to ensure my client gets a high quality website and I get paid for my work. 

Client: It seems we can’t work together.

Me: “Seems” nothing. I don’t work for free.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

soupery:

accept ur supreme overlord that is cheese pizza u fuccs

Ew. Peppers and olives are gross on pizza. Met lovers are clearly superior

beyvenchy:

can you believe male artists literally go on stage in sweatpants and put little to no effort into their performances but female artists have to get custom bodysuits and learn 2+ hours worth of choreography to get half the fuckin recognition and critical acclaim like what kinda nastiness

charleypollard:

wirehead-wannabe:

mugasofer:

lizardywizard:

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

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Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense.
or, all scene kids will survive 

soupery:

discobearxflaky4lyfe:

soupery:

the only discourse allowed on my blog is ‘unconventional’ food dis(cussion)

Pineapple pizza succs

thank u

meat lovers pizza is the best pizza. every other pizza is problematic.

Steven Universe Episode 1: Steven mourns the destructive side-effects of consumerism, then electrocutes a mutated former enemy captain who just wants to rejoin her crew.
Steven Universe Episode 100: Steven meets his mom's old friend, who gives his friends new toys.

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

honestly one of the most realistic parts of homestuck is when the characters forget or mess up their html when trying to chat

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Near the Pacifist-ending, I find it funny to see Papyrus's reaction to seeing Mettaton dangling his sexy leg. However it's even more interesting on how Papyrus doesn't say anything or try to interact with the glamorous robot. I've always assumed that Mettaton kinda took Papyrus off-guard. What do you think of that moment?
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pyrlspite:

remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
because I still think about that sometimes