marissarei:

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marissarei:

itcomesbetweenus:

marissarei:

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

They do indeed. They’re apparently an invasive species.

mbulteau:

madlori:

ladyprydian:

canolacrush:

dream-cassette:

nuclearspaceheater:

ilzolende:

sonypraystation:

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

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when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass

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No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

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Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“

Memories of butter

@ladyprydian

“Now you’re just some butter that I used to know”

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but that last comment had me literally falling out of my chair with laughter so here you go.

thinpigeon:

karehastation:

THE BEST THING EVER

are you serious

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

False alarm he moved a bit
This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

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hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

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HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hennessyhuracan:

glowysweetfab:

antilleswrites:

Dan Slott, one of the Spiderman writers, is killing on twitter.

☺☺☺☺☺😍😍😍🙄🙄🙄

“hate monger?” Lmao

Black spiderman and black MJ are rad. One big thing when changing the race of a character like this is to ask yourself if it would make sense for a person of that race to be in this situation. There’s no reason why spiderman and MJ, two people who are from new york, can’t be black as opposed to someoen like red skull who was a huge nazi from germany. It wouldn’t make sense for anyone who wasn’t white to be a nazi bigshot.

Character who usually has their hair up: *lets their hair down*
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Character who usually lets their hair down: *ties up their hair*
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quickly clicking thru a game grumps playlist to figure out which episode you left off at: hey im grump im not so hey im grump hey im hey im grump hey im hey hey im g hey hey hey hey im grump im n hey im
Aesthetic: Robots Who Shun Their Violent Programming To Find Peace Within Nature Instead

rakkuguy:

kickinitwithchie:

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The father the son and the holy spirit

epic-divorceman:
“ daddy.png already exists.
Are you sure you want to replace it?
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epic-divorceman:

daddy.png already exists. 
Are you sure you want to replace it?