jokeslinger:

writing-prompt-s:

Futuristic humanity resides underground, with no one having been to the surface in thousands of years. Recently, large tremors have been detected that originate near the surface. A team is sent up to investigate.

panzerbjoern:

toocutetohandel:

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

FUCKING GET THE HELL OUT 

softhoof:

this is why nobody likes straight men to be honest

widwomaker:

“Back when I watched a lot of ‘The Matrix’ as a kid, all I wanted to do was that stupid matrix bend-back, so I tried all the time in my room like some fucking idiot and then I figured it out. If you bend your knees enough you can hold yourself up. It’s dumb, it looks super stupid.”

Bonus:

nentindo:

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

this post is one of the biggest mistakes of my career

sapphiredoves:

Iconic

smug-ruby:

wow steven’s new weapon is pretty cool

elektronx:

OMG YES EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE GANYMEDE, WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITH THIS BIRB FRIEND