Silver Tongue
mintyfreshsquids:
“:3c betch
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finnglas:
“ pearwaldorf:
“ srsfunny:
“This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever
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#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan...
quartz-poker:
“ doomy:
“ occupy-democrats:
“ mstar1960:
“ occupy-democrats:
“Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
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I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.
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Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge...

quartz-poker:

doomy:

occupy-democrats:

mstar1960:

occupy-democrats:

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

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Not just boats, but drug cartels have also been investing heavily in submarines, which the Coast Guard admits can be harder to track than any other method of entering the US.

Congratulations Trump, you just gave the drug cartels more reason to invest even harder in submarines.

quartz-poker:

cirrus-sky:

diamondguls:

GREEN BOY

WONDERFUL MOSSY LOOKING BOY

GOOD GRENE BIRD.

These things will hump anything that moves. Basically, they are my green hippogriff, minus the horse and the cat parts.

quartz-poker:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Tracking a basketball in an NBA game, Oklahoma City Thunder vs. San Antonio Spurs, February 23, 2011.
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This looks suspiciously similar to a graph of two atoms sharing electrons.
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quartz-poker:

mapsontheweb:

Tracking a basketball in an NBA game, Oklahoma City Thunder vs. San Antonio Spurs, February 23, 2011.

This looks suspiciously similar to a graph of two atoms sharing electrons.

obviousplant:
“Collab post with @sketchshark. I wrote, she drew. Go follow her, she’s the best!
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obviousplant:

Collab post with @sketchshark. I wrote, she drew. Go follow her, she’s the best!

just-blink-once:

nerdgul:

just-blink-once:

nerdgul:

Get this. Books that are still on tree stuff but not paper. Like the words grow inside the tree. And u have to cut down the tree and make it into paper to have the book. Theres no way of telling what genre a tree is and. How much is written. if u cut it down too soon the book will never be finished. What animals live in it affect the font.
Only pear trees make blank paper for humans to write on

why pear trees

it make papear

blocked

vcr-wolfe:

EDIT: added a couple new sphinx classes! this post is a year old by now, but i had been thinking of some of the ideas i didnt get to put in it at the time

a little thing i whipped up because i absolutely adore sphinxes, theyre my favorite mythical creature as you know

in my head ive always sort of given them very loose classifications as if they were a real thing with their wide variances

this is in no way meant to be super realistic, nor is it a pass at a “species” sort of deal like youd see on deviantart. its just a sort of personal thing i work with in my own head

if you like my classification ideas feel free to work from them yourself, or not. it doesnt matter! :0