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Homestuck Deaths Part 3: The One With the Actual Statistics

pointlesshomestuckstatistics:
There are 211 deaths of named characters in Homestuck, plus however many aradiabots and ghosts died.
The only characters who never die in any form are PM, Serenity, Casey, GCat (Ambiguous ending for sprites and ghosts notwithstanding), and possibly Squarewave, Sawtooth, Vodka Mutiny, and Li’l Seb. And Jane’s dad, depending on whether you consider him a version of John’s dad or not.
On average, each character dies about 2.37 times.
The main 22 players, however, die an average of 5.18 times each.
Also fun fact: 16 people get decapitated in Homestuck, and only 2 of them are Dirk. The other 14 are: Jack Noir (2), Hegemonic Brute (2), Diamonds Droog (1), Crowbar (1), Sawbuck (2), Black King (1), White King (1), Aimless Renegade (1), Violent J of ICP (1), Spidermom (1), and Hussiebot (1).
Dave is responsible for 5 of these.
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Some ~~crappy~~ graphs under the cut

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“each character dies about 2.37 times.”
I love this comic. XDDD

jen-iii:

Literally said nothing and yet was the best part of the episode for me oh my go d

deyogee:

smol depressed trans boy stuck in a videogame

Rick Astley (?) - Never Gonna Give You Up (but everyone is playing at slightly different tempos)

wulfriciceberg:

penn-name:
hyliandreso:
Kill me
is this what hell is like?
This is like a poorly coordinated middle school band trying to perform it…you can just SEE the loving but slightly cringing parents in the audience, forcing smiles