jokebud:

deathscythehell:

fruitsoftheweb:

“Project Esper is how we envision our  medical technology being brought into the real world through the use of augmented reality.“

this what i do to you by bye bitch

knitmeapony:

evilsupplyco:

PRO: neat flaming skull!

CON: studio might burn down

I’m picturing you typing this like

charlesoberonn:

Today’s trend of remakes and reboots that have the same title as the original is designed to confuse future archeologists about the 21st century, so they’ll not notice all of the shit we fucked up.

“Oh, they elected a bigoted right-wing president. I guess it’s alright, it was the 1980s, after all. Based on this Blu-Ray of Ghostbusters we found from the same era.”

kisskissfuckshitup:

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

Also, there are several ads that mimic shitposts by having someone being poorly photoshopped onto a shitty background with some kind of clickbait title and I assume it’s an extension of “centipedes in my vagina” kind of thing

lollibeepop:

I have the memory of a dead gnat

meladoodle:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

bonanzajellybean:

gavinbelsons:

ethereal-trashgoddess:

eastafrician:

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

Originally posted by harlequinnade

chefpyro:

thanks to genetic modification I have invented slimeberries. They’re like strawberries but they melt on your tongue.

and in your hand.

and in general.

strawberry jam

gayrapunzel:

sometimes u just gotta draw hugs