Silver Tongue

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

Feminist: Gender equality is very important and patriarchy hurts both males, females and nonbinary people.

Feminist ™: 🌼anyone with a penis just needs to die!🌼

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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sermna:
“ this also makes a good closeup, like they’re taking a shellfie 38D
”

sermna:

this also makes a good closeup, like they’re taking a shellfie 38D

ahegao is a valid troll name

cat-pun:

your name is HENTAI AHEGAO and

dekabreak101:

THERE GOES PHILIP BANKS

THE BIGGEST ASS

THAT EVER LIVED

WHAT A DOUCHE

lhbzr:
“Game Boy.
by Caleb LaPierre.
”

lhbzr:

Game Boy.
by Caleb LaPierre.

bishonenknife:

nilvoid:

woahtheremrkrabs:

medicine:

‘bernie can still win’ is a joke that becomes more powerful as time passes. an eternal meme

every “Bernie can still win” charges Bernie’s power, this is how Bernie can still win

is this like charging a spell

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stardustinoureyes:
“ kylostantrums:
“ traitor:
“Shaq (7'1) and Simone Biles (4'9)
”
AND SHE’S IN HEELS
”
Two of the world’s best athletes, each built perfectly for their sport, and yet SOO different.
”
Proof that there is no “perfect” body type and...

stardustinoureyes:

kylostantrums:

traitor:

Shaq (7'1) and Simone Biles (4'9)

AND SHE’S IN HEELS

Two of the world’s best athletes, each built perfectly for their sport, and yet SOO different.

Proof that there is no “perfect” body type and that all kinds of activities have different body types best suited for them