Silver Tongue

meladoodle:

the best interview i’ve read was when someone asked michael cera what he’s most recognised for and he said “the social network. which i was not in" 

shingojira:
“ shingojira:
“Potions and elixirs are literally just energy drinks I fucking hate this
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Imagine going on a hike and seeing guys beat up giant bees while chugging Monster
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shingojira:

shingojira:

Potions and elixirs are literally just energy drinks I fucking hate this

Imagine going on a hike and seeing guys beat up giant bees while chugging Monster

officialkeikoandgilly:
“ katribou:
“ katribou:
“open the damn time portal aku
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guys…. i’m so
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Seems like Jack has been taking Keane Reeve’s training.
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officialkeikoandgilly:

katribou:

katribou:

open the damn time portal aku

guys…. i’m so

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Seems like Jack has been taking Keane Reeve’s training.

aconnormanning:

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

doomy:
“ occupy-democrats:
“ mstar1960:
“ occupy-democrats:
“Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
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I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.
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Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I...

doomy:

occupy-democrats:

mstar1960:

occupy-democrats:

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

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samael:

astralika:

trinklied:

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

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a personal favourite from my childhood

myterribletwenties:

I know it’s dubbed but like….is it?

typhlonectes:

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​After a week of intense criticism from Wilderness Society supporters and Americans of all stripes, Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz withdrew a bill that would have sold off 3.3 million acres of public lands.

A little over a week after proposing to sell public land in 10 western states, Rep. Chaffetz announced in a midnight Instagram post that his bill would “die.” Congressional offices had reportedly been overwhelmed by calls from people who want to keep Our Wild public. This included many of Chaffetz’s own constituents, who were concerned about the possibility of losing access to places they love.

Put simply, your voices made a HUGE difference—thank you!

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your-local-mexican:

protectnormani:

groot:

KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

2017..

What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.