*Yellow Diamond’s ship lands in the middle of Beach City*
Crystal Gems: *pull out their weapons* Everybody stay back!
Mayor Dewey: Let me through! This is a “take me to your leader” sitatuation isn’t this?
Pearl: Wha?
*Yellow Diamond walks out with her Pearl*
Yellow Diamond: Who is this foolish human?
Mayor Dewey: I am… ehem… I am William Dewey VII, and as the leader of this little piece of Earth, I am here to give you this. *he hands YD a bunch of papers*
Yellow Pearl: What is this?
Mayor Dewey: Parking tickets. For 30 offenses of double parking. I mean, c’mon, your ship is huge!
*Yellow Diamond makes the face* (you know the one)
Yellow Pearl: My Diamond, this human is insulting you? What shall we do?
Mayor Dewey: “My diamond?”, what are you, her slave? You can’t do that! This is America. You’re on American soil, you can’t just own slaves here!
Yellow Pearl: You can’t?
Mayor Dewey: Noooo! My great-great grandpappy didn’t single-handedly win the battle of Beach City just so a bunch of magic ladies could come waltzing to America and bring back slavery.
Yellow Pearl: Well, you heard the human. I’m out of here! *Yellow Pearl gets off the ship and flips YD off on her way down*
Yellow Pearl: Where can a gem have a vacation around here?
Mayor Dewey: Here, I’ll show you!
Mayor Dewey: And don’t forget about the tickets, big piss-colored lady!
*Yellow Pearl and Mayor Dewey walk away hand in hand*
Yellow Diamond: What the hell just happened?!
Garnet: *wipes tear* democracy… *Star Spangled Banner plays in the background*
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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