cat-pun:
“ did a screencap redraw because of course
speedpaint:
”

cat-pun:

did a screencap redraw because of course

speedpaint:

southpauz:

True Story

So I am absolutely unable to tell when people are flirting with me or if they like me probably because of my cripplingly low self-esteem hahaha

So when I was 17 I was at a basketball tournament and this dude and his squad called me over after I finished my game and this dude asked me for my number

and I was all ‘????’ and then I was like ‘oH he’s asking for my basketball number!’ keep in mind we usually have our jersey numbers on the front of our uniforms too but for some reason this one didn’t so I was like ‘oh I’ll turn around and show him’

I didn’t even realize how savage me turning my back on him, showing him my jersey number, and immediately walking away would be

His bros were laughing so hard at him

image

TBH I didn’t even know what I did until I walked back to my mom

who saw everything 

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thatonegojimun:

once upon the time during the like 2 days i got back into homestuck i drew some kids. for like months i kept telling myself i’d draw the rest of them but it never happened so here take these two i guess

they’re outdated but still kinda cute

4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

this whole post is a ride

thetrippytrip:
“  I think Kawehi is making that point
”

thetrippytrip:

I think Kawehi is making that point 

melskunk:

amethirstyperidrunk:

What if peridot reforms naked so that she can choose the clothes she wears

I can just picture that in show. Peridot turning with her star hair and her back to the camera. “Success! Now I can have whatever appearance modifiers I desire!”.  All we see is her bare shoulder and everyone’s reaction; Pearl covering Steven’s eyes, Amethyst grinning broadly, Lapis and Garnet looking at each other before giving her the thumbs up. 

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

purple-mantis:

bigcavemonster:

abessinier:

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

Good God reblog this more

I’m sure I reblogged this in the past, but everyday it becomes more and more relevant.

endllessly-dreaming:
“ jessiphia:
“ Ah yes, just what I wanted for Christmas, the ‘good shows/books turned into horrendous movies unfit for human viewing’ collection. Fabulous.
”
Hugo was amazing tho
”

endllessly-dreaming:

jessiphia:

Ah yes, just what I wanted for Christmas, the ‘good shows/books turned into horrendous movies unfit for human viewing’ collection. Fabulous.

Hugo was amazing tho

sblaufuss:
“ I nearly choked.
”

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.