chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

When you accidentally misspell garnet as farnet

nearl

grawly:

xenomorph-121:

grawly:

zombie opening a door cutscene in resident evil 1 is still incredibly funny to me in 2017

You uneducated swine, that is a hunter, not a zombie

you’re right. im sorry. here’s the zombie.

getyourhamon:

i couldn’t resist

on twitter

zudilio:

zecurlyone:

benepla:

debonair-bear:

mysticben:

benepla:

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

dronevariations:

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darling-highness:

chocolatecupcakesandlavender:

darling-highness:

unicorpse-bride:

darling-highness:

k but how disappointed with Trump’s America would Mr. Rogers be

I don’t know whether you’re talking about Captain America or Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood but, either way, the answer is the same: Hella. 

i meant Mr. Rogers’s neighbourhood, but by golly do you have a point.

New Rule for the Government: If neither of the Mr. Rogers would approve of the thing, don’t do the thing.

general rule of thumb: if you’re disappointing either of the Mr. Rogers’s, you shouldn’t be doing what you’re doing

cojosweeps:

big-boss-official:

finally, the truth behind walldog is revealed

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:

trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

Source

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.