chefpyro:

sn0wman:

baelachite:

flavortownhokage:

nintendette:

Nuzleaf has nipples. Discuss.

That’s how we get almond milk

@dimetrodone

@poorly-drawn-pmd

REBLOG IF YOU’D BUST A NUT ON NUZLEAF’S TIDDIES TO GET THAT SWEET NUT MILK

tyleroakley:

dailydot:

Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton

The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.

“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project’s website reads. “At the end of this promotion, Cards Against Humanity will tally up the sales of both packs, and depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”

incredible

peridonomatopoeia:

cannibalism, shorty squad style

azothean:

hinaofficial:

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

suturmon:

I’ve decided to go Team Instinct.

WOOHOO

westbor0baptistchurch:

*writes controversial opinion*

*switches blog to defense position*

bloodsbane:

my favorite thing about growing up is being able to look back at old content i consumed and to be able to point at specific things and say ‘yup that’s where THAT kink came from. the signs were fucking there’

positive-affirmation:

Types of negative thinking that add to depression

• All-or-nothing thinking – Looking at things in black-or-white categories, with no middle ground (“If I fall short of perfection, I’m a total failure.”)
  
• Overgeneralization – Generalizing from a single negative experience, expecting it to hold true forever (“I can’t do anything right.”)
  
• The mental filter – Ignoring positive events and focusing on the negative. Noticing the one thing that went wrong, rather than all the things that went right.
  
• Diminishing the positive – Coming up with reasons why positive events don’t count (“She said she had a good time on our date, but I think she was just being nice.”)
  
• Jumping to conclusions – Making negative interpretations without actual evidence. You act like a mind reader (“He must think I’m pathetic”) or a fortune teller (“I’ll be stuck in this dead end job forever”)
  
• Emotional reasoning – Believing that the way you feel reflects reality (“I feel like such a loser. I really am no good!”)
  
• ‘Shoulds’ and ‘should-nots’ – Holding yourself to a strict list of what you should and shouldn’t do, and beating yourself up if you don’t live up to your rules.
  
• Labeling – Labeling yourself based on mistakes and perceived shortcomings (“I’m a failure; an idiot; a loser.”)
  

Ways to challenge negative thinking

• Think outside yourself. Ask yourself if you’d say what you’re thinking about yourself to someone else. If not, stop being so hard on yourself. Think about less harsh statements that offer more realistic descriptions.
• Allow yourself to be less than perfect. Many depressed people are perfectionists, holding themselves to impossibly high standards and then beating themselves up when they fail to meet them. Battle this source of self-imposed stress by challenging your negative ways of thinking
• Socialize with positive people. Notice how people who always look on the bright side deal with challenges, even minor ones, like not being able to find a parking space. Then consider how you would react in the same situation. Even if you have to pretend, try to adopt their optimism and persistence in the face of difficulty.
• Keep a “negative thought log”. Whenever you experience a negative thought, jot down the thought and what triggered it in a notebook. Review your log when you’re in a good mood. Consider if the negativity was truly warranted. Ask yourself if there’s another way to view the situation. For example, let’s say your boyfriend was short with you and you automatically assumed that the relationship was in trouble. It’s possible, though, he’s just having a bad day.