Silver Tongue

afallenwolf:

pizzaotter:

aussiecubbie:

dontyoufourcheddarboutme:

Soldier: 76 w/o his visor 

he looks stoned

New canon: Soldier is always so fucking blazed out of his mind he forgets the payload is even a thing.

“Payload? Who….who is Load?”

lafayett:

i love broadway reprises because the plot can go from “oh no on monday my friends will be gossiping to the entire school” to “i just faked my own suicide and now I have to stop a school bombing”

silver-tongues-blog:
“ his name is sun and his specials are a grenade and exploding roundshis ult is piercing rounds that shoot through walls and playersso you could shoot one bullet and kill all six people if thye were lined up in a row like...

silver-tongues-blog:

his name is sun and his specials are a grenade and exploding roundshis ult is piercing rounds that shoot through walls and playersso you could shoot one bullet and kill all six people if thye were lined up in a row like dumbasses

lum1natrix:

LOOK AT HIM

HE’S SO PROUD OF HIS BUTTERFLY

Can someone point to the proboscis?

witchgems:

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

get-schwiftyy:

glysaturn:

i’ve witnessed. . something today

@peyridot

malfxoys:

malfxoys:

malfxoys:

I already know that the ugly orange baboon is going to tweet or say something about meryl streep’s speech tonight and let me tell u i am ready to FIGHT

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at this point i feel like we are all living in a cartoon or something like,,,,,,,no one can be this predictable 

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thxbiwholivxed:

writing-prompt-s:

From the point of view of the male protagonist, it is a romantic comedy, from the female, a horror movie about a stalker.

You mean real life???????

Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

2ollux-double-bulge:

teddybearnova:

shez-a-b0mbshell:

kushandwizdom:

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I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

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