themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

Just in case anyone needs to hear something positive 

badcharacterdesign:

badcharacterdesign:

spotted outside Moscow

it looks like the unholy offspring of a minion and ratchet from the robots movie

theblamegabe:

- live in irresponsible timezones
- use incorrect measurements systems
- too far to hug

thatsthat24:

stealth-boy:

holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

plumfsh:

Comic N-012 “Will I Ever Settle on a Casual Asgore outfit?” 

I’m having trouble drawing the Mettaton one so have this in the meantime.

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

tiny-security-mech:

“Before full romance sidequests were cut, there was going to be a quest where the two of you woke up with The King watching over you, only to find out the two of you got drunk the previous night and The King married you.”

I can’t believe that even 200+ years after the nuclear apocalypse, people are still gonna get roaring drunk in Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator.

gearholder:

not-the-conversation-starter:

twomoonslite:

illuminaticompass:

martyrinsomnia:

reynaruina:

bluefirewolves:

ladyofthegeneral:

bluefirewolves:

sweatycipherologist:

ladyofthegeneral:

more-smut-than-science:

ladyofthegeneral:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I am nobility. Furthermore, I am both nobility and apparently the noble wife of a general. Yes good

[I am a scientist. I forget to do science and have sex instead.]

Sounds like a good life my friend

I study Bill Cipher. It is hot. It is so hot. 
Help me.

What the fuck do I do

You set blue wolves on fire. They are magic and run faster when they are on fire. They like the fire. Your job is good

Holy shit you’re right

I am the Queen of Doom. Good.

????????

i can’t believe im the illuminati

I am light i have no physical form

No effin’ idea.

This game sucks I want my money back

So im a grifter? sweet

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

“nut juice”

The very sound of that is probably the reason for the deception.

reblog if  delicious almond nut juice makes you wanna bust a nut

…

God damn it, Chef.

Almonds are not nuts, they are seeds goddamnit >:U

So then it would be seed juice?

furlockhound:

toolatesonic:

magicalhedgehogs:

cookubanana:

magicalhedgehogs:

did you know that as a kid i once drew final fantasy 7 x crash bandicoot fanart?

since both are being remastered, this abomination keeps me awake at night

This is a master piece!

if this passes 10k notes i’ll destroy the planet by redrawing this as a fully grown adult over a decade later. it’s up to tumblr to decide whether that’s a good or bad thing to redraw this.

EDIT:  I WENT TO BED AND THIS PASSED 16K NOTES AND 58 MESSAGES IN MY INBOX WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS

THE TAG WILL BE FINAL CRASH, AND I SHALL BE POSTING THE DEVELOPMENT AS I GO ALONG, FROM SKETCHES TO THE COMPLETED ABOMINATION

AIR HORNS AT THE READY, GRAB YOUR HEELIES TO ESCAPE YOUR FEELIES AND COME BOARD THE MEME TRAIN I FINALLY DID IT

YES.

I remembering seeing this and hoping OP would deliver because the world always needs more high-quality fanart of absurd subject matter.