lofasos:

candy.mp4

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

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then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

pretty sure nut juice has different connotations

lancrebitch:

wrecknician:

cardozzza:

coffee-and-eugenics:

kaijuslayer:

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot

………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.

“I like the film aesthetics of this movie”
“Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”

“I like colours lads”
“FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”

crowske:

the meme team

Put in the tags who would voice your gemsona

silver-tongues-blog:

I’m curious to see who you think would voice them

unfaggy:

unfaggy:

“ñ” not being used in English confuses me so much…. it would make things simpler

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Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

chefpyro:

steven-universe-official:

teentitansgo-unofficial

consumercryo

Golden Silence

nebulajam:

galactic-twat:

I don’t know why this keeps happening, but I never want it to stop

when you plan a thing with your squad.

Malechite have lapis and sardonyx & garnet have sapphire. What if it’s a blue diamonds court thing? Imagine blue diamond making that face.

I really hate how photoshop is portrayed in fiction. It’s made to look super easy. You can’t just drag and drop a bottle of pills on a backdrop of a bar and it automatically look legit. You still have to edit the shading to make it look proper. You can’t just drag some model to a screen and she automatically have her arm over the guys shoulder, you need to edit part of her arm out to make it look good. I feel like this is why people think photoshop is easy to use and don’t properly respect it.

So my dad gambles quite a bit

sixth-house:

andrewmnyard:

And he’s pretty good at it, so he’s a diamond-level guest at all the harrahs casinos, meaning they always comp his room and meals. My mom has a second job with her friend’s modeling company, and they were working a banquet in Vegas. My moms main job is as a flight attendant though, so we fly free. So my dad just took off to Vegas the night of my moms job, and when they were done, he took her and all her model friends (7 of them) to a fancy-ass restaurant. He’s friends with one of the waiters there just from visiting so often, but they don’t know much about my dads life/job/whatever. So when my dad shows up with a bunch of models, the waiter comes up and he’s like “ok dude spill. what do you do? what’s your job?” And my dads like “it’s a mystery” because he’s a mailman

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)