sadyoda:

sadyoda:

kellyanne conways face is slowly melting off against the sheer force of her brain tunneling to hell

just got a message saying im mean for this…..its not mean, its alternative facts honey 

eggcup:

rcktpwr:

armored car outside Taco Bell…. omen

call that a hard shell 

silver-tongues-blog:

his name is sun and his specials are a grenade and exploding roundshis ult is piercing rounds that shoot through walls and playersso you could shoot one bullet and kill all six people if thye were lined up in a row like dumbasses

gearholder:

meat-monster:

tiddy-sempai:

Repeat after me
I will not decent into waifu hell
I will not decent into waifu hell
I will not decent into waifu hell
I will not decent into waifu hell
I will not decent into waifu hell
I will not decent into waifu hell

Fuck you I’ll decend right into Camilla’s cleavage

Give me the slim shady masked beauty of Lucina, pleasethank.

The boys who sit behind me in bio played this in class yesterday

vdeetz:

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.

scribble-bear:

frostyspace:

so today i played with a friend who hasnt played with me in a long time, and he saw me beat up a genji while he ulted, he thought i was going to die. 

@wuffleton

swamp-wizard:

me: vriska does a lot of deeply troubling and honestly morally reprehensible things and even if its her lashing out as a result of her abuse its kind of fucked up that she was never held responsible for any of those actions in the narrat-

you: vriskas a bitch

me, but this time with a big sword: say that again motherfucker

neilnevins:

(some rich white celebrity steps up to the stage at the academy awards to accept an oscar)

“Right now…..Donald Trump…..he bad man.”

Journalism the next day: “____ totally went THERE in their speech last night”

rosenagldky:

buzzfeed:

Hashmi’s tweet went viral, with over 25,000 likes. Hashmi also made the list available to all via a google spreadsheet. The sheet lists what was condemned, who condemned it and a link to evidence of this. It took her about three weeks to complete.

Continue reading.

#go hard or go home but do it out of spite