I’m curious to see who you think would voice them

kilalabunnies:

chuuarts:

Sylveon and Togepi Mimi’s c:

@silver-tongues-blog

!!!!!!!!!!

peggy-against-ddlg:

justarandomthinker:

xmagnet-o:

legally-bitchtastic:

cuteiemonster:

lesbian-tm:

beyondbeerus:

peggy-against-ddlg:

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

Also, on a related note, unfollow me if you think being LGBT+ is about celebrating the weird/taboo…

Did that piece of trash really call us “weird and taboo”?

Originally posted by bricesander

I think they were referring to bdsm, and the bdsm community does not accept, respect or tolerate pedophilia. If we did out you are a pedophile we really will torture you.

I was referring to cishet pedophiles as in people who get off to kids and think they’re LGBT. I wasn’t talking about BDSM at all, but now that you mention it, cishet kinksters aren’t LGBT either

pedophelia is a fetish. It is not a sexuality or gender. it does not belong in the LGBT community. On a side note, the three tennants of the BDSM community are Safe, Sane and Consensual. It doesn’t belong in the BDSM community either. You know where it DOES belong? In a therapist office if you haven’t acted upon it, in jail if you have.

sharpestrose:

orannisthesquirrelking:

minervafan:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

dontshootus:

So accurate.

sweetlyminiaturesublime:

k-lionheart:

ralkana:

alykat86:

bittyblueeyes:

nominanescio:

joestoyes:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

dafezgirl:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

“excuse me” I say as I’m trying to squeeze pass some chairs

happyjasper:

molento:

cayteecat:

hoovoolooian:

cayteecat:

hoovoolooian:

crystalgem-confessions:

“I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems of the same type to fight them.”

@werewolfchaos

Ok but

W h a t   a b o u t   G a r n e t

“Ok Ruby and Sapphire you two need to fuse”
“Excuse me, my diamond, but what the fuck why?”
“So it’s more dramatic. Here Pearl take this sword”
“My diamond, I don’t know how to use this”
“Dramatic”

“Ok now harvest this Amethyst and then get it real hot.”
“But why? She wouldn’t be as strong.”
“Dramatic. Also we need a Rose Quartz gem to shapeshift into a small human.”

squad

#yellow diamonds fabulous crustal germs

oml

But then the crystal gems point out that they shouldn’t be forced to be like that and yellow diamond is horrible for doing that so then the homeworld counterparts join the crystal gems

chefpyro:

So I was reading this post about the temple fusion possibly being the thing that took down Pink Diamond and I–

“Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.”

(meanwhile, three seasons ago)

I don’t know about you, but THAT’S the kind of sword I’d use to shatter a diamond.

EDIT: MAYBE THAT’S WHY FUSIONS ARE SEEN AS NOTHING BUT WAR MACHINES? BECAUSE A FUSION SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND?