gallusrostromegalus:
“obligatorymorningfart:
“noiruto
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@vampireapologist
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frankenflora:
“Davekat as mimi and nyami!
For the lovely felix!!

frankenflora:

Davekat as mimi and nyami!

For the lovely felix!! <333

27th december 2020, aka the great italian shitposting about nicia, the most famous bottom from pompeii

estperpetua:

how it started:

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context: the insult was “nicia cineade cacator”, “nicia the inverted shitter”.

the memes that followed:

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spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom king 

ps: original op reached out to the commenter and assured them it was all in jest

hobgoblinhero:

lang-wich:

angremlin:

samuelwinschester:

heartofalifer:

what was this movie even 

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Characters who are kind but are NOT nice? Impeccable

My husband once said “never raise kids to be nice. Raise them to do the right thing” and I literally have never and will never stop thinking about that.

onion-souls:

Petition to reclassify sitcoms featuring young people in massive apartments in major cities who meet up with their friends every night as “urban fantasy”

goawfma:

imagine all the things he can knock off of it !!

froody:

froody:

froody:

this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here

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apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe

the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are

this happened in like 2015 I cannot believe how above the curve our pharmacist was