Taco is 3 generations younger than Noah, he’s young enough to be Noah’s great grandson lmao
young enough to be noahs grandfather?
You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…
Hands you a ravioli from their back pocket. The numbers. It’s a ravioli countdown. You are the ravioli receiver.
but do i really want pocket ravioli
you have no choice. you were chosen as the sole ravioli receiver. you phsically cannot decline.
What happens if I am not there at 0 to receive the ravioli?
you receive the ravioli
How?! How can they hand it to me? If I am not there?
Do their arms nyoom out of no where and hand me ravioli?
Must I constantly be receiving ravioli every second or do I have pauses between ravioli?
Am I buried in a mound of ravioli?the ravioli
is yours
i can’t believe cartoon network exists within the steven universe canon
i can’t believe nicki minaj exists within the steven universe canon
It’s not that surprising. Estelle exists in the SU canon
i like that the conflict of this episode is “pearl and garnet love amethyst and steven so much that they go too overboard supporting them”
This is getting uncomfortably meta
the “she’s not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her” question really made it
The only way it could have been more meta is if she showed some footage from the next episode and then said “wait, forget you saw that”
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FLAMETHROWER FROM
Jesus can turn water into wine, vault jesus can turn guns into flamethrowers
Why do so many people think that birth control is just used to stop pregnancies? It’s used for so many other things. People with endometriosis take it to control their symptoms. People with really horrible periods have to take it. There are some people who have to take it or else they’ll get really sick. So don’t you dare tell me that birth control is a fucking choice and not used to treat a medical condition.
