stormwaterwitch:

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

modmad:

you made a very small child upset = ehhh

you made Hau upset = DO NOT

clype:

reactionism:

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.

If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.

officialkeikoandgilly:

cirrus-sky:

softecat:

gamerphobic:

cynn-cynn:

jojomangaedits:

pastelburrito:

barawerewolff:

braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!

holy fucking shit

This is some Jo-Jo Bullshit right here!!!!

@chefpyro

thebuttkingpost:

slimes-on-you:

thebuttkingpost:

“Punching nazis is okay!”
*proceeds to call everyone with a different political opinion a nazi*

FUCKING BASICALLY

Another issue is that you’re not gonna change anyone’s mind that way. When you hit someone for their point of view, that point of view doesn’t change, no matter how shitty it is. That point of view gets strengthened. Like, think about it? If someone assaults you for your opinion do you go “oh jeez I guess I’m wrong”?

And you keep hitting them? They’re going to defend them self. And when I say that I don’t mean the nazis will punch back. I mean if you go around punching actual legit nazis, there’s gonna start being a lot of nazis with guns and knives.

And when you continue to attack them, best case scenario you’re going to jail for assault or murder with a brand new hole. Worst case you’re going to be fucking dead. And it won’t be murder, it will be self defense. The law will be on their side. Do you want a bunch of goddamn nazis to be able to kill people with little to no legal repercussion? BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS FUCKING HORRIBLE.

Except that it’s not a matter of different political opinions, Richard spencer literally IS a nazi. He was a part of a neonazi organization before they rebranded themselves as alt right and has been very vocal about his antisemetic views as well as his belief in white supremacy. And punching him twice WAS effective because;
A) he is now afraid to express his racist beliefs for fear of being punched and
B) there was an armed nazi march against jews that was canceled because the town they were going to march through stood against them and some of the townspeople reported that seeing the nazi getting punched is what gave them the courage to stand up against the large group of nazis.

PUNCHING NAZIS IS 100% EFFECTIVE

bogleech:

Conservatives have so much fucking nerve talking about how “ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS ARE OUT OF CONTROL” when absolutely no-one feels inconvenienced by them or has ever even encountered them in their personal lives unless they’re the CEO’s of a megaconglomerate bitter that they couldn’t rip up a national park and buy like their fifth house boat

rosexknight:

“I have a TV to pick up.” Says the customer.

“Oh yeah no problem! Let me just put in your order number.” I say, then frown. “Uh sir it doesn’t look like you ordered this item at our store.”

“The other store didn’t have it so I came here to pick it up.”

“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to either cancel this order and re-buy it here or change this order to pick up at this store.”

The customer shakes his head “I can’t just pick up the TV?”

“No sir you ordered it at the other store, so it’s coming out of their store. We can’t give you an item that wasn’t ordered at our store.”

“But they won’t have it for another three days and I’m a county over so I’ll have to pay more tax if I do that!”

Oh yes. Because 1% more tax is totally worth the gas and time coming over here from there.

slightly-bovverd:

crownofbone:

maxeth:

what do you mean au

BHOLD MY LEGACY

I’M SO FUCKING GLAD????