jabraille:

ithelpstodream:

As it turns out, Donald Trump quotes make a lot more sense when you imagine Zapp Brannigan saying them.

also it stings less when you hear them in Zapp’s voice

sirartwork:

i know it’s buttfuck o’clock but dat episode dere bruh 

the-darkest-of-souls:

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

Originally posted by soulsbornee

yes

Originally posted by poliwag2-inactive

yes

silver-tongues-blog:

So summer is drawing to a close and I decided to open six slots for a summer sale. If you’re interseted in one, just shoot me a message.

1. (open)
2. (open)
3. (open)
4. (open)
5. (open)
6. (open)

The offer is only available for two more weeks. All the slots are still open

trebled-negrita-princess:

pretnoirnwa:

taeminsupperlip:

vivienvalentino:

I felt like this needs to be done

So can people really stop hyping their “relationship”

Abusive as fuck, not a goal in sight

Shit made me uncomfortable even as a kid

doctah-plague:

Fallout New Vegas: 2010

kilalabunnies:

pomfpanda:

When your friends are into vore but you aren’t

@silver-tongues-blog @scraps-is-busy

>:U

re-re-reanimated:

deadsmondmiles:

rosehip-baby:

Why is this accurate

dorkiraptor

tiny-security-mech:

“Before full romance sidequests were cut, there was going to be a quest where the two of you woke up with The King watching over you, only to find out the two of you got drunk the previous night and The King married you.”

I can’t believe that even 200+ years after the nuclear apocalypse, people are still gonna get roaring drunk in Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator.

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

crucify-and-chill:

chefpyro:

we got the microwave from mom’s house and we tried it out and it just blew out all the fuses

i just wanted macaroni :(

You use a stove not a microwave. You obviously angered the mac n cheese gods.

first of all, it was microwave macaroni

second, what the fuck is a mac n cheese

get your americanese outta here

MACaroni aNd CHEESE

there was no cheese, just tomato sauce and ham

you people are savages

macaroni without cheese? what kind of barbarism do you participate in?