windows-98:

alola meowth will be the new team rocket member in the cartoon and he smokes weed and listens to experimental trance music and they all hate him so much and every episode they try getting rid of him but it doesn’t work

does that make him the new wobafet? is he actually super badass in a fight?

susiephone:

angel-gidget:

kiragecko:

vistakai:

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

Um. All Male Josie and the Pussycats. Can you imagine?

All-male Charlie’s Angels including the slow sexy upward pans of the camera, pointlessly open shirts, and skintight catsuits. Our heroes must pose as masseuses, belly dancers, and more to seduce female CEOs, senators, and heads of security while constantly proving their loyalty to Charlie who is voiced by Lucy Liu.

tbh i’d watch the ever-loving fuck out of that

<Lucy Liu’s voice out of a computer> “Good morning, angels!”
<Aaron Tveit, Daveed Diggs, and Chris Evans> “Good morning, Charlie~”

and then they get to be in a shitty game where you literally do the same level 3 times in a row and then 3 times in a row backwards and can’t ever go back

drovie:

afkland:

drovie:

drovie:

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

breakfastburritoe:

how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory

I would be down for the obama kids getting into shenanigans with cory

may:

OMG…

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

adurot:

lilmizzkrazie:

#FUCKERS DONT KNOW BOUT MY EYE KNIFE

That’s more of a chisel than a knife.

that’s not a knife, this is a knife

Originally posted by stevensstars