when a character you hate dies
I’m bubbie
Flapjack: “Bubbie.”
Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”
Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”
Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”
show me a cool dog, rev
Can’t I’m on mobile so you’ll just have to imagine a really cool dog. Not like a skateboarding dog but one that rides a motorcycle and has a leather jacket and fixes jukeboxes by punching them. Basically the Fonz but a dog.
So summer is drawing to a close and I decided to open six slots for a summer sale. If you’re interseted in one, just shoot me a message.
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one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage
my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict
My favourite part is when it’s not a smooth montage and is a mishmash of crazy shit, like one person is talking about a gorilla on a unicycle and the next is talking about how they were almost sacrificed to a volcano god
@god release some DLC for the world im getting bored
I’m ready for the 8th continent expansion pack.
Buff the middle class
nerf bees
Bee populations are already in massive decline and you want More nerfs to them? Leave the balance decisions to the professional Designer.
Fix their spawn rates. Nerf mosquitos and wasps instead.
So I learned my new favorite history fact in my AP US class today. It’s hilarious and goes a bit like this
In 1989, President Bush sent troops to Panama to capture the dictator and drug lord, Manuel Noriega. But Noriega had fled to (I had to look up the full name) the Apostolic Nunciature of the Holy See. The troops couldn’t exactly get in, so they surrounded the place and has to wait him out, or somehow force him out.
And it’s crazy how they did it.
The literal United States Navy SEALs did this
And it is real historyThey blasted rock and roll music for days until he gave up
Apparently, Noriega only liked opera, so this annoyed him.
But it gets better.
The playlist was not only obnoxiously loud and obnoxiously American, it had a sense of irony.
Here are some highlights:Danger Zone
Freedom Fighter
Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down
Give It Up
I Fought the Law and the Law Won
If I Had a Rocket Launcher
Nowhere to Run
Panama
Paranoid
Prisoner of Rock and Roll
Rock and a Hard Place
Stay Hungry
They’re Coming to Take Me Away
This Means War
Wanted Dead or AliveAnd my personal favorite, and a thing that actually happened:
Never Gonna Give You UpI just…
Imagine the board meeting
“Huh, how are we going to force this guy out of hiding?”
“Oh, I have an idea! Why don’t we blast loud rock music?”
“That just might work! And we should do it with a sense of irony, just to make it funnier!”WHO NAMED THIS OPERATION
