uselessgaywhovian:

happytinylou:

when i first joined tumblr:

• followed everyone back
• reblogged from any source
• peace and love

now:

• 29 blacklisted words
• 148 blocked posts
• 25 blocked tumblrs

• 8324 blocked porn bots
  

animentality:

dalekofchaos:

fleamontpotter:

has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho

My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.

Minerva left no fucking survivors with that one.

Even the person with lord fucking voldemort on the back of his head was more competent than umbridge. Even a murderer who escaped azkaban and traumatized students by using all three death curses was more competent than umbridge. Even a sham who took credit for several other people and whose only real spell is an amnesia charm is more competent than umbridge. I’m gonna neglect using the werewolf as an example since he actually was a very competent teacher. Probably the most competent in the entire series.

sonicthehedgehog:

Eggman’s hardest puzzle yet! Can you solve it?

Found him

fuckery-inc:

YOOO

meatpixie:

speciesofleastconcern:

andrewoclock:

Originally posted by nbcsnl

NOTORIOUS

YOU RUTH BADER BELIEVE IT

secret-soup:

angstriddentrashhuman:

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.

bisexualscotty:

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

plasticroyal:

she literally ended his life on the spot

thestackieshow:

i cannot believe 5 times more people than needed signed this petition, so now our parliament have to sit and debate and respond to a petition that says ‘fine, if the stale ass cheeto has to come to our country then fine, but for the love of god don’t make the Queen have to endure his company’
(here’s the petition if ur a UK citizen or resident and want to sign it)