Silver Tongue

illustratedacorns:

“Pretending I never saw that.”

Relativity Falls season 2 episode 1

chairosaki:

//SHRUGS

oh my god im so dumb... for the longest time i thought your icon was gabriel with really pouty lips wearing red lipstick

queenlypirate:

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

blackgirlsvevo:

tumblr app: *crashes*

me: grow up

maggiebrightside:
“ sixpenceee:
“How a crab eats. This is super adorable!
”
“One for me, and another for me. Oh, look, another for me. And one more for me.” ”

maggiebrightside:

sixpenceee:

How a crab eats. This is super adorable!

“One for me, and another for me. Oh, look, another for me. And one more for me.”

thesilencedmasses:

sixpenceee:

Ferrofluid reacting to skull. 

THAT’S METAL AS FUCK THOUGH

Take a fucking sip, babe