Silver Tongue
How to Be a Witch:

northern-witchcraft:

-Throw salt at the floor
-Throw salt at yourself
-Throw salt at the neighbours
-Throw salt at your grandmother

moontouched-moogle:

thefeelofavideogame:

One of my favorite video game tropes is the ‘Boss Squad’

I love when games just have a group of SUPER BEASTS that are established early in the game that you’ll get to fight.

Like Metal Gear Solid has a really cool one

So does Skies of Arcadia

The Trails series too

but the best one is when they have all these crazy guys with different designs and powers

and then the last one is just a fucking guy with a sword and he’s more beast than all the others put together

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bigfatscience:

swinsea:

Huge thanks to @thenib for having me make this comic! If Tumblr’s resizing makes parts illegible, you can also read the nicer original version over on The Nib’s website: “Fatness, Femininity, and the Media We Deserve

Representation matters.

epic-divorceman:
“sometimes chara is feeling especially festive and paranoid they make cringe compilation videos with footage of themselves in them so they can scream at ppl in the comments section
”

epic-divorceman:

sometimes chara is feeling especially festive and paranoid they make cringe compilation videos with footage of themselves in them so they can scream at ppl in the comments section

princeofdoomrps:

minigenos:

jojoeatsflan:

OKAY OKAY HOLD THE FREKKIN PHONE

YOU’RE TELLING ME GENOS CAN-

1. SET UP A PROXIMITY ALARM AROUND HIS HOUSE TO GO OFF INSIDE HIS HEAD

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2. DETECT AND PITCH VOICES TO HAVE A PERFECT SINGING VOICE

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BUT THE BOY FUCKING STILL USES A FUCKING 2003 VERIZON FLIP PHONE???????

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AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME “WELL, MAYBE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 2000′S” BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CROWD THEY CLEARLY HAVE SMART PHONES

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GENOS HAS APPS IN HIS BODY BUT HIS PHONE IS STUCK IN THE 90′S

GENOS THE CINDERELLA STORY CALLED, HILARY DUFF WANTS HER GODDAMN PHONE BACK

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE CLEARLY HAS THE MONEY TO GET A FUCKING GOOD PHONE

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so WHY DOES GENOS DO THIS?

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YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

A DEADLY CYBORG-YES, A DEADLY CYBORG WITH PROBABLY AT LEAST 5 SETS OF DIFFERENT WEAPONIZED ARMS-IS A FUCKING GRANDPA AND HATES COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS

he doesn’t like competition

he doesn’t need a good phone cuz he is a good phone

aconfusedbird:

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

blunderpuff:

lucyaudley:

As of Sunday Jan 29, Boston is the only US city pledging to admit all legal green card and visa holders, and refugees at an international airport. No detention no deportation. Anyone trying to come back to the US who is affected by the ban is being urged to reroute through Logan airport. Please share.

Here’s the source; it’s only open for the next 7 days (until February 5, 2017)

celticpyro:

You’ve been hit by…


You’ve been struck by….


…a small mineral.

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wentworthsbitch:

bayoread:

myrtlewilson:

judedeluca:

myrtlewilson:

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

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O H MY GOD

fromchaostocosmos:

returnofthejudai:

I don’t care if you’re Jewish or not. If you act like commemorating the deaths of 6 million of our number is somehow a privilege and that we are not allowed to mourn our own dead or speak out against the hatred that caused such horrors without ALSO simultaneously talking about other genocides, you are being antisemitic. I spent a lot of time, effort and ink fighting the Darfur Genocide along with a large number of other Jewish activists and so many of the people criticizing how Jews talk about genocide weren’t there. In fact, many of them criticized us for not focusing our activism on Palestine. I won’t be lectured by these kinds of people. The number one cause of death in my family over the past century has been murder by Nazi. I have spoken to every living member of my father’s family out to my third cousins. I have been told that I should thank Hitler for being alive because my grandparents met at a DP camp and wouldn’t have met were their entire families not murdered. I’ve been told that the “real Holocaust” was of Ukrainians (many of whom were collaborators and whose descendants are trying to deny Babi Yar), or that the Holocaust targeted people who had brown hair (like Hitler himself), or that it wasn’t antisemitic because of other victims, as if “Mein Kampf” didn’t have numerous explicit passages targeting Jews specifically, as if there weren’t boycotts of Jewish families specifically, as if the Yellow Stars were universally applied.

If I take these things personally it’s because they are personal. I am labelled as a “Third Generation Survivor” at the US Holocaust Museum. I have a 90 year old grandmother who survived Bergen-Belsen and the Warsaw Ghetto and there are people who are telling that narrowly avoiding being murdered alongside the rest of her family is somehow a privilege. Or that I somehow “celebrate” the Holocaust. What the hell kind of word choice is that? 

Howard Jacobson is right. We will never be forgiven for the Holocaust. They wish we had the good sense to die out so as not to plague their consciences.

Please reblog this if not Jewish so it doesn’t just circulate around Jumblr only because this is so important and so true.