Hello do you want to play a game? On your lap is a sleeping kitten. if you get up, the kitten will be upset with you. if you do not, the door will lock in 6 hours and you will starve to death. do you have what it takes to survive? live or die, the choice is yours
i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK alone
Bitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches the table.
Shoutout to the only girl I’ve ever met who had the strength to ask for extra bread for the table when we all wanted it, that was a fucking game changer Sophia i think about that every day
true class is stuffing the bread into your purse and ditching the ass of anyone who thinks eating is tacky
This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.
Amen.
I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.
i would love to see modern british people try and build stonehenge today. they couldn’t. whatever it took for them to build something like stonehenge has been completely lost over time
Not lost over time. Lost to Christian forces eradicating traditional saxon culture.
well if you’re gonna be serious on my funny post i have to inform you that stonehenge was built 3600 years before the Saxons first set foot in england
This vibe is like some tried to correct a clown mid show and they pulled off their wig, mask, and funny clothes to reveal an anthropology professor
sam’s holding me at gunpoint to watch mamma mia after we spent TWO HOURS trying to find a movie sharing service that would actually play what we fucking wanted
im saying the soundtrack songs as they play and quinns going to kill me
meryl streep is the only one who can harness the power of abba
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
