myrinae:

1. says “cool beans”
   
2. does finger guns
3. says “coolio”
4. “my guy”
   
5. “my dude”
   
6. ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
7. “ayyeee” 
   
8. makes a lot of weird faces

whitley-trillbert:

cherrylipsandcandyeyes:

theproblackgirl:

😢 ❤️ 👏🏽

I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely. 

YESSSS

kaijuslayer:

starwars:

The Emperor himself lent a hand to Return of the Jedi’s production.

this is the most delightful thing i have read all day

“Welcome, young Skywalker.” *scooch scooch scooch*

roseshrimp:

faerytxt:

broliloquy:

strongfishwife:

nostalgebraist:

nostalgebraist:

Man, I love glitch Pokemon

Precious gibberish children

Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

She (?) looks like this

and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.

When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)

I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever

If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

Singing lesbian glitch

Another important glitch; LM4. LM4 is one of the more stable glitches, but also has a very interesting evolution line. At level 18, as the screencap says, this lil glitch blob turns into a Clefairy, and then immediately into a Nidoking. As LM4 has mostly the same moveset as Poliwrath, this allows for some interesting movesets to be carried over.

Due to its association with two Moonstone evolution lines, LM4 has a nickname of “Lord Moon the 4th”, which I fucking love. Please talk about LM4 more, everyone.

I wanna see lesbian spire goddess and lord moon battle each other

miss-azura:

thesnadger:

Concept: The Pines family learns that Bill is now trapped in a statue that’s stapled to a tree and they all show up in the forest, stand around him and make endless “hanging around” jokes and tree puns.

“Welp, we finally got that three-sided jerk to leaf us alone.”

“He used to be so focused on world domination, I’m glad he managed to BRANCH out!”

“Ha! Good one, pumpkin!”

“Isn’t this a ponderosa? Looks like he finally found a Pine willing to put up with him.”

“Personally I think all this is a little over-ELM-ing.”

“Can you think of any way he might get out of this, Grunkle Ford?”

“No, Dipper. Frankly, I’m stumped.”

k009:

Faker

mx-bones:

reasons

weirdpoolman:

i can’t believe this

bloggerloggerin:

everything about this is great

gearholder:

there it fucken is - A-

I think that was from the same episode after explaining how the “ghost” could create fog by dropping the dry ice in water. also SCOOPY, DO NOT TOUCH DRY ICE WIT YOUR BARE PAWS! THATS GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT YOU!