Silver Tongue

johanna-swann:

12b6:

write-on-world:

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

krabbydon:

lawrencearabia:

macdicilla:

ceuulusuoluptatemcapit:

tanoraqui:

imaginarycircus:

terpsikeraunos:

caecilius-est-pater:

thoodleoo:

no punctuation we read like romans

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you
@terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens
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I’m up to it

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

Request if you're cool with it: I wanna see what you think Skoodge's Earth disguise would look like

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

cozymochi:

it’d look as bad as every other invaders disguises and that’s what i appreciate — i hope u like his SIR Unit Piggy Pet


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Ko-fi

Handsome man alert!! 😍 Love the piggy costume so much! Good shit 100/10!!!

neofooturism:
“cantankerouscanuck:
“greenflamestherabbit:
“My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the...

neofooturism:

cantankerouscanuck:

greenflamestherabbit:

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything.

Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

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the doctor

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streaming batman with @scraps-is-busy come check it out
https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

streaming batman with @scraps-is-busy come check it out

https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

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stimman4000:

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*comes home from a long day at work* boy i sure could use a snack *eats a fucking table + bird cage with a basilisk on it*

hera-the-wizard:

entryno17:

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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine

* you open the hood

* there’s a little white dog on a treadmill

minecraft:

minecraft:

tumblr can be characterized as a social media website that is also somehow simultaneously creepy and wet

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azulmagpie:

Omygosh just LOOK at these eldritch monstrosities, they’re Beautiful

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