I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
The origins of loss are with the webcomic, ctrl+alt+del Its about the main character who is so stupid, nobody would actually listen to anythign they have to say in real life but since the web comic is basically the internet version of a happy maddison film, of course the people who actually have sense listen to everything the main character says and are always surprised when it goes wrong. Since he was a loser and it’s unfathomably self indulgent, of course the loser gets to marry the hot girl. Now, throughout the entire series, the creator only ever drew a few faces and poses and only ever in 4 panels arranged in a rectangle. This breaks up the image and makes it unable to flow whenever there’s supposed to be a fast paced scene and it leads to it being unable to properly convey dramatic tension due to the limited angles he draws. Anywho, the main character and his wife end up expecting a baby, but that’s where loss comes in. For no reason other than to add drama, he makes the pregnancy be a miscarriage. Now, as I stated before, due to the shape of the comic and the limited angles, the creator cannot convey fast paced, dramatic scenes very well. Loss was supposed to be a dramatic, fast paced scene but because he uses only one expression, everyone looks tired and the way the comic is shaped, it breaks up the tension. The fact that he could fuck up such an important scene and it was clear he jumped the shark was memeworthy so then people started editing the pic into places. Soon it evolved into editing other pics or grabbing four screenshots to look like loss. Alwasy one panel of someone walking through a door, two panels of two people talking to each other and one panel of someone laying down. From there it evolved to the minimalistic meme where people attempt to make it as small as possible or make it so people have to figure it out. Essentially, it is the visual form of a rick roll.
Destroying the app’s rating is not going to get your tracking system back.
Flooding them with erroneous refund requests is not going to get your tracking system back.
Flooding them with complaints is not going to get your tracking system back.
You know what’s going to get your tracking system back? Letting this vastly understaffed and overwhelmed team of people who brought you the literal most popular mobile game of all time, fulfilling childhood dreams in the process, get to fucking work fixing the tracking system but instead they’re fucking around with all of your immature bullshit responses that they now have to address because you can’t sit your ass down and be patient like a big kid.
I just realized that if homestuck were an anime how ridiculous it would be since there’s so many characters with glasses. Just imagine every character with glasses just all gathering in front of Lord English and all together doing the anime glasses shine to make one massive light beam to destroy him.
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
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👏FAIRIES
👏CAN
👏MAKE
👏FAIRY
👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)
Guys, real talk.
Dragon hoards are an expression of dragon culture, okay?
They symbolize the personal achievements of that particular dragon, beginning when they settle into their own lair. It’s a rite of passage symbolizing that the dragon has come of age!
Unless you are a dragon yourself, you can’t just call your “fairy dust collection” your “hoard”. It’s your collection.
Seriously, stop appropriating dragon culture. It’s not that hard.
Do not shit on humans at fantasy pride parades because they could:
*Be werewolves in human form
*Be closeted shapechangers
*Be humans in a relationship or related to a fantasy creature
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
