Why are colds like

jonesandbennett:

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

rum:

emberzine:

rum:

mymothercalledmeratchet:

rum:

milk-in-the-morning:

rum:

going to get groceries, what we need?

Eggs

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progress

I need my dad back

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dont forget bread!!

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thanks everyone

gearholder:

ohgodhesloose:

writing-prompt-s:

It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.

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Isaac Asimov’s “In a Good Cause”

halfdesiqueen:

did anybody ever know what was going on with education standards in hogwarts

like aside from math being a FUCKING ELECTIVE, is what lockhart’s second years learned completely different from what lupin’s second years learned? and like what were the OWL and NEWT scores for lockhart’s year? did snape cover the same material as slughorn because there was at least some bare bones standards for what had to be covered every year? were transfiguration and charms and herbology the only classes to be graded consistently and fairly? did anyone actually know what they were doing? was dumbledore just playing video games up in his office?

If it doesn’t make sense you could just pull the “a wizard did it” card and it wouldn’t be inaccurate.

How about Gaster riding a unicycle with a potted plant on his head?
Anonymous

petite-pumpkin:

I don’t think he can ride it, he doesn’t have feet!

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131-di:

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

quendergeer:

noctis-nova:

communismhills:

the World Boss Capitalism has 1,951,484 hp, but it also has a companion boss called The State and that boss has 2,487,313 hp and if you don’t get them both to 0 at about the same time they just start spamming shields & heals on each other & The State starts using OHKO attacks on your entire group

Defeating capitalism can’t be that hard. How much HP does it have?

We’d have finished this raid by now if SOMEONE didn’t keep splitting the party

Fourth International, rushing in alone: “LEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON TRRROOOOOTSSKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!”

#oh my god he just ran in

faerytxt:

broliloquy:

strongfishwife:

nostalgebraist:

nostalgebraist:

Man, I love glitch Pokemon

Precious gibberish children

Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

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She (?) looks like this

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and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.

When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)

I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever

If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

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Singing lesbian glitch

sounds like she should be like a greek diety or something.